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Packers Fan

April 9th, 2009

A guy went to a Packers game alone and sat in the nose bleed seats.  As the game progressed he noticed, with his binoculars, a lone empty seat at field level.

By half time, he was determined to sit in that seat.  So he sneaks down there and asks the guy next to the empty seat if anyone is sitting there and would he mind.

The guy says, “no, that was my wife’s seat, she has passed on”. The guy says, “I’m very sorry.”  He pauses and he just has to ask, as a hard core Packer fan, “I’m curious why you didn’t offer the seat to a friend or family member”.  The guys says, “They’re all at the funeral”.

Charles Newman Jokes

A …, …, and … walk into a bar

April 8th, 2009

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Charles Newman Jokes